“we need more platonic relationships in media” your inability to turn off your shipping brain is a You problem
“oh but we never get to SEE them be friends” you people can squeeze romance out of a rock, but you can’t extrapolate the platonic devotion and motivation behind an action or character arc? okay.
donβt talk to me iβm thinking about dog statues turned golden by all the hands that pet them
[through gritted teeth] im soooooo normal about media
actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long